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rraaaarrl · 2 years ago
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We need to celebrate May 1st the old fashioned way. But to really improve society as a whole, we need to start putting oligarchs into wicker man. It's what the Old Gods demand. It's for the greater good of mankind, and the planet.
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bookwyrminspiration · 1 year ago
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intergenerational friendships are completely normal and the shift in thinking that we should only be friends with people from our age group is limiting vs i am a young feminine person and he is an older man and there are creepy people in the world who are good at pretending to be friendly and innocent so am I going to die, a rational essay
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Wait
Hold on
Isn't there some sort of a parallel in the way Sand feels like he's not as important to Ray as Ray is important to him
And the way Ray (now) knows and feels he's not as important to Mew as Mew is important to him
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sparklyeyedhimbo · 2 years ago
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🦖🌸💌
🦖 Favorite extinct animal?
The dodo birb
🌸 Best compliment you ever received?
still repressed them all sorry oh wait i know remember one "We have not heared any complaints about you" (for me the yet is silent)
💌 Do you talk to yourself?
WHO else is gonna listen to me talk about my favorite idiots?
i mean everyone talks to themselfes right? ask me again i will give a cooler answer
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karvviie · 1 month ago
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he’s got rejection sensitivity
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jakeperalta · 13 days ago
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saw this very [ben affleck depressed smoking image] comment and thought why does blue job / pink job sound like an established concept so I looked it up.....
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what's next?? having a bank account is a blue job 💙🏦☺️ not being legally recognised as a person in your own right is a pink job 🩷🥰💅
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knightofleo · 6 months ago
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t-...to-...toasty s'more mushrooms.....
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macdenlover · 9 months ago
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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this
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telebeast · 6 months ago
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unoriginal joke
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bumblebeebats · 10 months ago
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Found my 53yo very-much-not-online father in the kitchen today meticulously arranging cutlery on the countertop and i was like 'what are you doing' and he looked up at me with the world's most shit-eating grin and said "Your mother told me this is how you rick-roll the Youth" and i looked over and it was fucking. Loss.jpg.
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koobiie · 10 months ago
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shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this
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daylighteclipsed · 1 year ago
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ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL
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ratcandy · 7 months ago
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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
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tawnysoup · 2 months ago
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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖
Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!
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louisegluckpdf · 5 months ago
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